Everywhere you turn lately there is a story about someone having a negative encounter with the bison in Yellowstone National Park. It seems that no one remembers the number one rule of national parks is take only pictures and leave only footprints. It is impossible to accidentally encounter a bison, they average 8 feet tall and the ground shakes for every bit of a hundred feet when they approach. If you 'encounter' one you are actively doing so deliberately. For each living bison there were one million bison slaughtered at the turn of the century. Our government did this because they were actively trying to starve all of the native Americans. Leave the bison alone, before some waterhead politician decides they are a public safety issue. Put some of the rangers to work handing out tickets for harrassing the animals and write about that. PS: Drop a half-eaten bag of fries out the window of your car in Yellowstone? $5000 fine. Believe it.
Recently I have been thinking ahead to retirement, getting up when I want, staying up till whenever, freedom. My wife had pointed out a bit of soffit on our house that needed repair inferring that I might want to take care of this since I wasn't doing anything all day anyway. I am smart enough to know better than to say anything to that so off I went to the lumberyard to collect up the needed supplies. What I saw there was very enlightening and I don't mean that in a good way. My soffit repair requires 1/4 inch plywood about 2 feet by 3 feet and some dimensional lumber to frame it in. I figured I would get enough plywood, 3 sheets 4 feet by 8 feet and replace the entire section at one time so that it would appear nice and new after I had painted it. The last time I had any exposure to the price of plywood sheets like the ones I was after they were priced at about $11 each. Today's price was a hair over $40 each. I wisely chose to cut my own dimensional lumber from